Why Are Women Borrowing Testosterone from Men? … And They’re Not Giving It Back!

March 17, 2025 |

Another hormone to worry about? Fantastic.

We came across this article on TIME talking about how more women are experimenting with testosterone therapy – and naturally, we were intrigued.

Because let’s be honest:

  • Energy crashes? ✅
  • Brain fog? ✅
  • Missing-in-action libido? ✅

So if testosterone could help with all that, we had to dig in. But instead of drowning in yet another dry, complicated medical breakdown, we decided to read the science and make it less boring.

And since we’re thorough (a.k.a. slightly obsessive), we also went digging on PubMed and found a study that caught our eye.

Wait, Women Have Testosterone?! 🤯

Yes! Contrary to popular belief, testosterone isn’t just for men. Women actually produce it naturally, but in much smaller amounts. It plays a key role in energy, mood, muscle strength, and (yes) libido.

🥼 What Science Says:

  • Testosterone levels drop with age – especially during perimenopause and menopause.
  • Some studies suggest this decline could be linked to low energy, brain fog, and a missing-in-action sex drive.
  • A growing number of women are experimenting with testosterone therapy – some claim it’s been life-changing.

💡 Translation: We’re already dealing with hot flashes, mood swings, and brain fog – why not add another hormone to the mix?

So We Researched on PubMed… And Found THIS Study

We found an interesting study on PubMed titled “Testosterone Use in Women: Current Evidence and Recommendations.”

How Did They Research This?

You might be imagining scientists in lab coats handing out testosterone like free samples at Costco, but no – this study was a review of multiple trials where they looked at women using testosterone for libido, energy, and overall health.

🚨 Spoiler Alert: Women weren’t suddenly bench pressing their groceries or growing beards overnight (though that side effect is real if the dose is too high).

What Did They Actually Find?

📌 Women who took testosterone therapy for low libido saw improvements in sexual function (a.k.a. some women finally wanted to rip their pajamas off – for reasons other than overheating).

📌 Some women reported better energy and mental clarity – but the data was meh (translation: not strong enough for doctors to high-five each other).

📌 Long-term safety? 🤷‍♀️ “We need more studies,” say scientists, which is code for “We have no idea if this is totally fine or a terrible idea long-term.”

📌 The FDA is still not approving it for women, despite the fact that men get an entire industry devoted to testosterone therapy. (Cool. Thanks, science.)

The Big Takeaway from the Study

This study confirmed what many women already know:

  • If you’re struggling with energy, focus, or libido, testosterone might help.
  • If you take too much, you might wake up one morning with a mystery mustache.
  • Doctors are still figuring this out, but many are prescribing it off-label because women are demanding better options.

🎙️ Final Study Conclusion (in plain English):
“It works for some things, we’re not sure about long-term risks, and honestly, we need to stop ignoring women’s health issues.”

🎙️ Study Takeaway: Women are borrowing testosterone from men, and honestly, we’re not even sorry. We deserve reparations for hot flashes, mood swings, and the betrayal of gravity.

Why Are Women Turning to Testosterone?

Testosterone therapy is not FDA-approved for women (yet), but some doctors prescribe it off-label to help with:

✅ Energy Levels – Goodbye, 3 PM nap attack.
✅ Mental Clarity – No more walking into rooms and forgetting why.
✅ Libido – Finally interested in something other than pajamas.
✅ Muscle Strength – Maybe even carrying all the groceries in one trip.

🎙️ What Women Are Saying:
“I feel like my brain turned back on!”
“I have energy again, and I actually want to exercise.”
“Why did no one tell me about this sooner?!”

💡 Reality Check: It’s not a magic fix for everyone – and there are risks (more on that below).

Is It Safe? What Are the Risks?

While some women swear by testosterone therapy, doctors are split on it. Since there aren’t many long-term studies on women using testosterone, the medical community is playing the cautious waiting game.

⚠️ Potential Side Effects:

  • Acne (because menopause wasn’t fun enough already)
  • Increased facial hair (Hello, unexpected mustache!)
  • Deepened voice (The sultry late-night radio host voice you didn’t ask for?)
  • Unknown long-term effects (Medical shrug 🤷‍♀️)

🩺 Doctor’s Verdict:

  • Some experts say it’s worth trying for certain women.
  • Others say we need more research before handing out hormone cocktails.

💡 Bottom Line: If you’re considering testosterone therapy, talk to a doctor who understands menopause – not just someone who Googles “hormones” once a year.

Ways to Support Hormone Balance (Without a Prescription)

If you’re not ready to jump on the testosterone train, there are natural ways to support hormone balance and energy:

💪 Exercise (Strength Training!) – Helps keep testosterone levels steady and builds muscle.
🥑 Healthy Fats – Think avocados, nuts, and olive oil to support hormone production.
😴 Sleep – Because exhaustion makes everything worse.
🚫 Reduce Stress – Chronic stress kills testosterone levels (yet another reason to say no to things you don’t want to do).
🍫 Zinc & Magnesium – These minerals support healthy testosterone levels.

Should Women Consider Testosterone?

The truth? It depends.

💡 If you’re struggling with energy, libido, or brain fog, it might be worth asking your doctor about. But if you’re looking for a miracle cure, science isn’t quite there yet.

🚨 Have YOU tried testosterone therapy or considered it? Drop a comment! We need more real-life experiences (and less mystery) around menopause solutions. 🎙️🔥

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