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The 5 Stages of Trying to Sleep in Menopause
(For the Modern Midlife Woman Who’s Just Trying to Function) You made it through the day. You handled people. You ate something green. You even avoided the news after 9PM. You deserve peace. You deserve sleep.But sleep? Sleep is now a team project…And unfortunately, your teammates include your bladder, your hormones, your to-do list, your…
Top 15 Menopause Lies I Believed (And One That’s Actually True)
You enter perimenopause thinking, How bad could it be?Then your left eyebrow disappears, you burst into tears over a sandwich, and suddenly you’re Googling “Can you get arrested for yelling at your thermostat?” We’ve been fed some lies. Sweet, well-meaning, unhinged lies. And here they are – ranked, roasted, and reality-checked. 🧂 Lie #1: “You’ll…
12 Menopause Products That Should Exist (But Don’t)
We don’t want much. Just basic dignity, body temp control, and maybe a fan holster. Let’s face it: most menopause products are either overpriced magnesium or a candle that smells like regret. So we imagined the essentials that should exist – but tragically don’t (yet). 🌀 1. Emergency Fan Holster™️ A crossbody harness for your…
Menopause Stock Market Report:
“Your Hormones Are Crashing Again”Breaking news from the emotional economy you didn’t ask to join. 🎤 Live from the Trading Floor (a.k.a. Your Nervous System) Welcome to today’s Menopause Market Update, where the numbers are made up and the emotions are very, very real. Here’s where we’re sitting as of 7:03AM, right after a dream…
Thermostat Wars: How to Win (and Stay Married)
The battle for thermostat control is real. One side wants balanced temperatures, the other is menopausal and not open to negotiations. Why is your partner wrapped in a parka? What happened to the husband who dared to touch the thermostat? Discover the rules, the science, and how to win the war. Read more now.
10 Best Excuses to Get Out of Anything Using Menopause
Because science says we don’t have to do things we don’t want to Menopause is a wild ride, but if we’re going to be stuck on this hormonal rollercoaster, we might as well use it to our advantage. Why suffer through awkward social events, tedious chores, or any form of responsibility when menopause gives us…
🔥 Menopause Yoga: The Only Workout We’re Actually Committed To 😂🔥
Welcome to Menopause Yoga, the only fitness routine designed specifically for women who are too hot, too tired, too forgetful, and over it. No need for yoga mats, fancy leggings, or balance – just a sense of humor and the ability to dramatically sigh. Here’s your official menopause yoga routine: 🧘♀️ 1. The “Hot Flash…
Fitness Apps vs. Reality: A Menopause Survival Guide
(A hilarious breakdown of how fitness apps think we should exercise vs. what actually happens.) My fitness app just sent me a notification: ‘Time for your daily workout!’ First of all, I love the optimism. Second of all, let’s lower our expectations a bit, shall we? 💪 How Fitness Apps See Us vs. Reality 📱 Fitness App Says: “You…
7 Ways Men Would Handle Menopause (Spoiler: They Wouldn’t)
Let’s be real—if men had menopause, the world would look a whole lot different. It wouldn’t be a footnote in medical textbooks; it would be a full-blown national crisis. There would be federally mandated nap breaks, government-funded cooling pillow programs, and a trillion-dollar industry built around fixing it overnight. Meanwhile, women? We’re just expected to…
The 5 Stages of Menopause Brain Fog – And How to Use It to Your Advantage
Are You Even Using Brain Fog Correctly? If Not, Here’s What You’re Missing! Our esteemed contributor, Babs McFluster, recently went on a journey to Broken Bow, Nebraska, a place where women run the town, know everyone’s business before it happens, and always have the best casserole recipes on hand. While sipping sweet tea on a…