Fake Menopause News

U.S. – In a groundbreaking new study that absolutely no one asked for, researchers at the Institute of Unstable Connections have found that three out of five women over 45 now use “menopause” as their Wi-Fi password, citing it as “the one word that truly captures the chaos of both hormonal shifts and inconsistent internet…

🚨 A completely real, not-at-all made-up study has just confirmed something life-changing. 🚨 Ladies, brace yourselves. Science has finally decided to throw us a bone—mood swings actually burn calories. Yes, you read that correctly. That emotional rollercoaster you ride daily? Turns out, it’s the most effective full-body workout of your life. 💪🔥 The Science (That…